and it’s fucking great again!
open up your Photoshops, everybody, keanu is sad and eating alone again. after the original Sad Keanu meme, Keanu Reeves will never be allowed to be sad in public in private again.
especially when the photoshopped remixes are this hilarious!
some people stay together for the sake of the kids; these guys better stay together for the sake of all the viewers they’re bound to get. unless they can put together a divorce video that’s equally awesome!
Lauren + JP from Matt Odom on Vimeo.
This looks amazing. Although it’s still in beta, Firefox has plans to roll out an entirely different browser that finally revolutionizes the faulty linear browser experience we’ve been stuck in for years. with Tab Candy, you can group tabs according to theme and create a multifaceted workspace consisting of task-specific tabs. For people like me who have tons of tabs open at any given time, this is a super intuitive way to organize your tabs in a spatially intelligible way. the new Tab Candy model still feels like a stack of papers, but now instead all the tabs being “stapled” together in one window, you can sort the tabs into different stacks and, once they’ve finished the development, even share those stacks with other users.
i love videos of people dancing like lunatics, particularly when they’re the only one enjoying themself, like this guy:
other classics: man attacked by bees to the tune of macarenaguy starts dance party to the tune of unstoppable
world’s happiest DJ to the tune of memories
the best test of an inter-species friendship is to take the human element out, i.e. the steady supply of food. that’s when you find out who your true best friends are. really, i think it’s a dog-eat-deer world out there, and it’s gonna take more than the mamas & the papas to convince me otherwise.
but still: SO CUTE, RIGHT????
just in case you california raisins forgot, tomorrow, saturday, july the 24th, is the much anticipated and always relevant renegade craft fair.
i’m always interested to see whatever they’ve got, but this year i truly, truly wish to see something pertaining to Walking Man, dear Marc Abrams, aka reader walker, who died the other day in a hot tub (yes, a death that really only affects people in LA). i’m thinking maybe tshirts, or if someone were really ambitious in such a short amount of time, screenprinted short shorts like Dr. abrams used to wear on his nightly perambulations.
wait, how did this post get so sad and memorially?? just go to the renegade craft fair and if you see a Walking Man shirt, great; if not, make your own! just go and have fun and try not to think about death for one second, geez!
hey guys, i just got back from my vacation at the wave pool. guess which one’s me!
CUTE OVERLOAD!! but times a million, on steroids, turned to 11, and then hold down SHIFT + 1 for an entire 20 years, then you have half of the cuteness of this video:
what’s the silver lining on the constant stream of oil flooding into the ocean? the constant stream of hilarious tweets coming from the unofficial twitter feed of BP-mockers, BPGlobalPR
apparently BP asked twitter to cancel the fake account, which twitter rightfully refused to do.
some of my favorite tweets:
“We are very sorry, but due to an increased amount of accidental immolations, all beach volleyball tournaments are now non-smoking. #bpcares”
“If you’ve ever wanted to take a dump in the ocean, now is your chance. #whynot? #bpcares”
“New solution: Everybody drive your cars into the gulf with your gas caps open! You’ll get a full tank and we’ll only charge $20 cash!”
gentlemen: i strongly urge that you use protection before engaging in this dance with your lady. might i suggest a hockey mask or a football helmet? thanks to surra de bunda, i’m predicting a dramatic rise in whiplash cases and the number of noses being broken on tailbones.
despite what everyone else on the internet is all agog about, i don’t think this video is cute at ALL. having lived in seattle for four years, i still can’t figure out why everyone looks so fucking androgynous and asexual there all the time. i’m embarrassed to say that even i did while i lived there. there’s something about the overcast skies that makes all women want to cut their hair choppy and wear clunky shoes and makes men spines and vocal chords melt into gelatinous muck. i don’t get it.
everyone in this video has the collective sex appeal of the piece of cauliflower i dropped between my stove and the counter three weeks ago, which i cannot reach and just shrivels and festers more and more everyday, not even snacked upon by rodents.
what? so i think videos of children applying makeup is funny.
Malin Akerman from PAPER Magazine on Vimeo.