somebody pick me up and dust me off—i just fell in love with 18 ladies and their 18 banjos.
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i love tetris. i don’t know if i love this version though. rotate a piece and it rotates the perspective, making the panic of ill-placed blocks even more upsetting.
i thought we all learned this in college:
never leave your drink unattended at the dog run.
otherwise:
i don’t know, can puppies be born with fetal alcohol syndrome? and would that make them even cuter???
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can you guess which one i wrote??
couldn’t agree more:
depending on who the other bubble is, of course.
take a look at the fleshmap infographic showing the honorable, and sometimes dishonorable, mentions of body parts according to music genre.
ok, no surprise that booties are the most mentioned in hip-hop, and hands in gospel, but i’m a little surprised to see absolutely no mention of some “sexy ass eyelids” across the genres.
seattleites christopher bange, cory calhoun, and ian fraser remade the ‘perfect strangers’ opening shot-by-shot, but this time setting it in seattle instead of chicago. i love this idea! hopefully it’ll inspire other remakes in alternate cities. who’s got duluth, guys??!
not to be confused with the less celebrated TGIU (Thank God I’m Unemployed).
these inmates say they’re not telling how they “tattooed” their eyeballs, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that some friend or family member has been smuggling in PAAS easter egg dyeing kits during visiting hours.
or i wonder if the guy with red eyes was like, ‘man, if i eat one more of these rats, i’m going to plumb turn into a rat, amirite??!’ and then one morning, poof.
i’ve never made a new year’s resolution before. i figure, if the change isn’t important enough to enact right away, regardless of the date, then it’s probably not change worth enacting or adhering to.
then i came across this stupid but engaging site and i found a bunch of resolutions that even i could stick to because they’re things that even retarded people do like: eat a mango, frost a cupcake, start a sticker collection, give a hug everyday, let go (of their bowels), etc. You really can’t fuck this one up.
basically you just keep clicking on it so that you can see all the inspirational phrases that people contributed from their macbook pro while sitting at their ikea desk next to the latest issue of ready-made, while wearing a hand-made scarf that you can buy at their booth at the local indie craft market. oh, and they’re drinking yerba maté tea and contracting their sphincter.
ok, but what really pisses me off is that i’ve been clicking for the past hour and i still don’t see my contributed resolution. please, if anyone sees “no more masturbating in public bathrooms” please take a screen shot and send it to me!
happy new year!
but make sure you say it right:
they make a good point, linguistically speaking. economy usually triumphs, but we’ve got a nine year habit to break.
this is a shout out to my homeboy, matt kotzen. you’re a great guy, even though you look like you hate me in this photo.
seriously, though, what is the street value of a blowjob?
with all the time i spend watching cats on the internet, you’d think i would just get one already. but why buy the cat when you can get the lulz for free?
i overheard my future self saying this to my future cat: “i told you you can’t go outside and kill lizards until you’ve practiced your yodeling for at least another hour.”