despite what everyone else on the internet is all agog about, i don’t think this video is cute at ALL. having lived in seattle for four years, i still can’t figure out why everyone looks so fucking androgynous and asexual there all the time. i’m embarrassed to say that even i did while i lived there. there’s something about the overcast skies that makes all women want to cut their hair choppy and wear clunky shoes and makes men spines and vocal chords melt into gelatinous muck. i don’t get it.
everyone in this video has the collective sex appeal of the piece of cauliflower i dropped between my stove and the counter three weeks ago, which i cannot reach and just shrivels and festers more and more everyday, not even snacked upon by rodents.
