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	<title>action potential &#187; spit-take</title>
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		<title>new Between Two Ferns!</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2010/07/29/new-between-two-ferns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[between two ferns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve carell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zach galifianakis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[and it&#8217;s fucking great again!

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and it&#8217;s fucking great again!</p>
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<div style="text-align:center;width:500px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed36fa1ab6/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-steve-carell" title="from Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis, Steve Carell, Comedy Deathray, and Scott Aukerman">Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns">Between Two Ferns</a></div>
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		<title>how to crush a little boy&#8217;s dreams:</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2010/03/31/how-to-crush-a-little-boys-dreams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[spit-take]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[losiah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[single ladies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[tell him he&#8217;s not a single lady. watch emotional scars develop before your eyes. post them on youtube.

via thedailywhat
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>tell him he&#8217;s not a single lady. watch emotional scars develop before your eyes. post them on youtube.</p>
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<p>via <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/486641014/omg-adorbz-of-the-day-carlos-unintentionally" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a></p>
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		<title>overreaction</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2010/03/22/overreaction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 05:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[balloon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[overreaction]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[i posted this on my facebook earlier, but i meant to share it with all of you, my real friends.

everybody&#8217;s been cracking their shit up at this poster, but me and this guy know competition. i&#8217;ll fucking knock a baby down to keep that balloon in the air. if it means winning that $5 subway [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i posted this on my facebook earlier, but i meant to share it with all of you, my <em>real</em> friends.</p>
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<p>everybody&#8217;s been cracking their shit up at this poster, but me and this guy <em>know</em> competition. i&#8217;ll fucking knock a baby down to keep that balloon in the air. if it means winning that $5 subway gift card, i don&#8217;t care what it takes.</p>
<p>his face <em>is</em> fucking hilarious though.</p>
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		<title>best of the trolololololo parodies</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2010/03/12/best-of-the-trolololololo-parodies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[eduard khil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trololol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[there are TONS of trolololololo guy parodies out there, but my money and my lolololols are on this one!

watch eduard khil, the real trololololololo guy, watch some of the videos parodying his act. sorry, sir, a good sport though you may be, you are no joe dassin!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there are TONS of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">trolololololo guy</a> parodies out there, but my money and my lolololols are on this one!</p>
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<p>watch eduard khil, the <em>real</em> trololololololo guy, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NrrQLVloo&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">watch some of the videos</a> parodying his act. sorry, sir, a good sport though you may be, you are no <a href="http://www.theactionpotential.com/2009/07/27/listening-on-repeat-today/" target="_blank">joe dassin</a>!</p>
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		<title>this made me spit apple all over my computer</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2009/12/16/this-made-me-spit-apple-all-over-my-computer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2009/12/16/this-made-me-spit-apple-all-over-my-computer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
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this is why i don&#8217;t have drunken one night stands. anymore.
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<p>this is why i don&#8217;t have drunken one night stands. anymore.</p>
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		<title>crazed carwash hose assaults two</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2009/12/14/crazed-carwash-hose-assaults-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[car wash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spray]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[three minutes later the hose was sedated when its timer ran out. it refused to be taken in until an additional four quarters were deposited.

via blame it on the voices
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>three minutes later the hose was sedated when its timer ran out. it refused to be taken in until an additional four quarters were deposited.</p>
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<p>via <a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2009/12/car-wash-gone-horribly-wrong.html" target="_blank">blame it on the voices</a></p>
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		<title>NOBODY puts baby on the corner!</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2009/07/25/nobody-puts-baby-on-the-corner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 00:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[spit-take]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_134" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 430px"><a href="http://theactionpotential.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/IMG_1489.JPG"><img class="size-medium wp-image-134" title="baby on corner" src="http://theactionpotential.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/IMG_1489-300x225.jpg" alt="baby on corner" width="420" height="296" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">but apparently someone did and that&#39;s cool too.</p></div>
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		<title>college night at the zoo</title>
		<link>http://www.theactionpotential.com/2009/07/23/college-night-at-the-zoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>whitney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i love how the orangutan on the left is all &#8220;awwwww shit!!! i know he di&#8217;n't!!&#8221;

also, her nails are hilarious.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love how the orangutan on the left is all &#8220;awwwww shit!!! i know he di&#8217;n't!!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://theactionpotential.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/monkey_business.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-104" title="monkey_business" src="http://theactionpotential.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/monkey_business.jpg" alt="monkey_business" width="455" height="302" /></a></p>
<p>also, her nails are hilarious.</p>
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