this is why i don’t have drunken one night stands. anymore.
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three minutes later the hose was sedated when its timer ran out. it refused to be taken in until an additional four quarters were deposited.
but apparently someone did and that's cool too.
i love how the orangutan on the left is all “awwwww shit!!! i know he di’n't!!”
also, her nails are hilarious.