what’s the silver lining on the constant stream of oil flooding into the ocean? the constant stream of hilarious tweets coming from the unofficial twitter feed of BP-mockers, BPGlobalPR

apparently BP asked twitter to cancel the fake account, which twitter rightfully refused to do.
some of my favorite tweets:
“We are very sorry, but due to an increased amount of accidental immolations, all beach volleyball tournaments are now non-smoking. #bpcares”
“If you’ve ever wanted to take a dump in the ocean, now is your chance. #whynot? #bpcares”
“New solution: Everybody drive your cars into the gulf with your gas caps open! You’ll get a full tank and we’ll only charge $20 cash!”






