this is a shout out to my homeboy, matt kotzen. you’re a great guy, even though you look like you hate me in this photo.
seriously, though, what is the street value of a blowjob?
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apparently being a geisha is not all about jaegerbombs, glitter eyeshadow, and boob jobs. it’s a pretty intense training that culminates in the hard-won privilege of wearing uncomfortable attire, heaps of white make-up, and an uncanny ability to speak intelligently on any subject.
Australian fiona graham, known by her stage name, er, i mean geisha name, as Sayuki, underwent rigorous training to become Japan’s first non-japanese geisha, a role that by its very nature is meant to epitomize the height of japan-ness. according to her website, she first became a geisha as fieldwork for her anthropological studies, but has now dedicated herself to becoming a full-fledged geisha, sans tape recorder.
“Sayuki denies she’s a flawless example of Japan’s ancient flower and willow world. ‘Being a geisha takes a lifetime to perfect,’ she deflects, as she clacks along in lacquer sandals that she wears slightly too small to make her size-8 feet look more petite. Sayuki, who was born in Melbourne, Australia, became the first foreign woman in the notoriously closed profession’s 400-year history to formally debut as a geisha two years ago, in late 2007. ‘I’ve only just begun, she says. ‘To many of my geisha sisters, I’m still a walking disaster.‘”
read the full article in marie claire
Kim Peek, the man who inspired the film Rain Man, died on saturday, december 9 of a heart attack. Peek was an autistic savant who was born without a corpus callosum, the tissue that divides the hemispheres of the brain, most likely resulting in his behavioral and intellectual peculiarities, as well as his astounding ability to retain 98 percent of what he read and heard. most of us idiot non-savants can only retain 45 percent.
“As both a child and adult, Peek’s favorite place was the library, where he devoured books at a confounding rate. At the time of his death, Peek is believed to have committed at least 9,000 books to memory. He could recite so many gigabytes of facts that people often called him Kim-puter. NASA made him the subject of MRI-based research.”
the article goes on to describe Peek’s touring circuit stating that he has “spoken to more than 64 million people and traveled nearly 3 million air miles,” which is actually pretty surprising because i didn’t realize that Qauntas flew to that many destinations. i’ll just put it in my notebook of Information My Paltry, Divided Brain Will Undoubtedly Not Retain.