uh oh, i think i’m this person. except instead of celery it’s sewage and instead of new coats it’s my own putrid failure. nonetheless: HILARIOUS!
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check out this musical chicken genius playing Haddaway’s “what is love” outside of melbourne’s flinders street station.
this is absolutely the most logical thing you can do when you find out that you’ve inherited a chicken suit and a melodica from a deceased relative.
does anything really get funnier than an accident-prone fisherman with a temper?
answer is: NO!
these are less like bloopers and more like video chronicles of a man with the motor skills of a malfunctioning lawn sprinkler.
via thedailywhat, dadgummit.
this is pretty funny. it’s my old improv coach charlie todd and the group he founded, improv everywhere, which, if you haven’t heard of it, has done some pretty amazing public pranks. here they take it to the court:
via doobybrain
did i ever tell you guys how when i was a kid i begged and begged my mom to let me have my 5th birthday party at a strip club called Show Girls? i thought it was a club where they had fashion shows. Sometimes i really wish she hadn’t given in.
and then there’s this:
this has got to be the funniest video i have seen all week. i was ROFLMAO almost as much as he was rolling on the floor trying to get his drunk ass up. you have to wonder what all he was on to achieve that epic tilt.
i love the part at 3:00 when you see him on the floor and then the cashier in the next aisle soberly rearranging items on the shelf. i also love how he uses the beer to steady himself to finally get on his feet.
via doobybrain
new jersey police officer, Kristie Buble, responded to a call made by homeowners about “an eccentric-looking old man” milling about in their neighbor’s yard. when the officer got there and questioned the man about his identity, she was sure she was dealing with a delusional homeless man who thought he was bob dylan.
“I asked him what his name was and he said, ‘Bob Dylan,’ Buble said. “Now, I’ve seen pictures of Bob Dylan from a long time ago and he didn’t look like Bob Dylan to me at all. He was wearing black sweatpants tucked into black rain boots, and two raincoats with the hood pulled down over his head.
“So I said, ‘OK Bob, what are you doing in Long Branch?’ He said he was touring the country with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp. So now I’m really a little fishy about his story. I did not know what to believe or where he was coming from, or even who he was.
“We see a lot of people on our beat, and I wasn’t sure if he came from one of our hospitals or something,” Buble said.
in order to indulge the wacky vagrant’s story, she offered to drive him to “his” hotel, where she could officially debunk his story. “I put him in the back of the car. To be honest with you, I didn’t really believe this was Bob Dylan. It never crossed my mind that this could really be him.”
once she got there, her sargeant confirmed that the crazy old guy was indeed a loose cannon: “I got out of my car and said, “Sarg, this guy says he’s Bob Dylan,’” Buble said. “He opened the car door, looked in, and said, ‘That’s not Bob Dylan.’”
eventually dylan went to his tour bus and produced his passport, confirming his identity, which probably just goes to show that when you’ve been famous for most of your life, it’s probably a refreshing change to be picked up by police for loitering and suspicion of robbery than to be harassed by papparazzi when going for an ice cream.
read the full story here.
