open up your Photoshops, everybody, keanu is sad and eating alone again. after the original Sad Keanu meme, Keanu Reeves will never be allowed to be sad in public in private again.
especially when the photoshopped remixes are this hilarious!
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what’s the silver lining on the constant stream of oil flooding into the ocean? the constant stream of hilarious tweets coming from the unofficial twitter feed of BP-mockers, BPGlobalPR
apparently BP asked twitter to cancel the fake account, which twitter rightfully refused to do.
some of my favorite tweets:
“We are very sorry, but due to an increased amount of accidental immolations, all beach volleyball tournaments are now non-smoking. #bpcares”
“If you’ve ever wanted to take a dump in the ocean, now is your chance. #whynot? #bpcares”
“New solution: Everybody drive your cars into the gulf with your gas caps open! You’ll get a full tank and we’ll only charge $20 cash!”
what? so i think videos of children applying makeup is funny.
Malin Akerman from PAPER Magazine on Vimeo.
haha! it’s the old dig-a-hole-behind-the-prostrate prank! oh, rahim and ahmed, you incorrigible so-and-so’s!
in reporter school there’s a class called “suppressing the urge to angrily throw your notes during a live broadcast 101″ but volunteer news reporter Gordon Boyd learned reporting the urban way, on the rough streets of knoxville, represent!
we know you’ve got water on your planet now. surely that extends to ice rinks too!
you’d think they were trying to drag him to an Insane Clown Posse concert! nonetheless, i’ll be the first to say it: there is nothing cuter than an invalid cat, AMIRITE??
if only this immediacy were more frequent. and are they hiring copywriters, because they could sure use some. HEY-OOOOOOOO! OH, BURN, prospective employers!
i thought we all learned this in college:
never leave your drink unattended at the dog run.
otherwise:
i don’t know, can puppies be born with fetal alcohol syndrome? and would that make them even cuter???
via blameitonthevoices
can you guess which one i wrote??
funny short from the ramsey bros:
has anyone here ever hitchhiked? if i offered you a ride, would you accept it? would you pick me up if i were hitchhiking? what if i just needed a ride? no seriously, i just need a ride somewhere. can someone come pick me up?
via thedailywhat