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tired of accidentally flashing your breasts to absolutely anyone who will give you attention? no? well if you ever do get tired of it, then try the cami-secret, cuz even your last greatest asset is not really worth displaying anymore, apparently.
i love how at 0:40 the guy’s like “woah woah woah, what the fuck is going on here?? i thought this was supposed to be a business dinner! hey, fuggedabout it, it happens. now let’s toast to it happening again!”
Esquire just published an invaluable guide to shopping for men’s clothing with articles on everything from the proper fit for suits (above) to retail design theory to the best strategies for making sound clothing purchases. there were pointers that even i, a woman who loves clothes, had not ever heard of, such as how to assess the quality of cashmere, when to shop for shoes, and why you should bunch a suit up into a ball before purchasing it.
after reading this, gentlemen, there is absolutely no excuse for dressing like an overgrown toddler, so go out there and buy some proper-fitting big boy clothes!
read the full guide here.
what better way to thumb your nose at the economy than by buying this Balmain “stylishly disheveled” t-shirt for $1,625? alternately, what better way to thumb your nose at Balmain than by buying one of my t-shirts that i’ve owned since high school for $16.25?
the fact that this is not a joke makes me think that the economy is quite possibly improving. either that or balmain is just flagrantly out of touch. either way, i think i’ll stick to shredding my own $15 t-shirts, for now.
get this shirt for $10, today only at shirt.woot. every other day, $872. you do the math!
designed by david soames and gavin james.
nothing says “i’m comfortable looking like an invalid” than a hospital gown made to look like an envelope.
to look like you just placed in the third-grade halloween contest, go to lilia todd’s etsy page. prepare to be returned to sender.
oooh, me leica these photo shirts from the oh snap! project. get yours for only 30 bucks, then get mine for 40 bucks in XXXL so that i can fit you inside my tshirt and smuggle you into R-rated movies with me!
via doobybrain
POOR ME! after i was just telling a friend the other day that i had cooked up a new style: when the recipe called for pants, i was going to substitute with leggings. no one will even taste the difference! or so i thought. you know the anti-legging movement has picked up speed when the manufacturer, i.e. american apparel: purveyor of scant, is telling you to put more clothes on.
for more cautionary examples, check out this doozy of a tmblr, dedicated to pantsing the pantsless of america. i gotta admit though—some people can pull it off, just keep in mind what decade you’re in, and most importantly, what you’re BMI is.
via theladylikes
i love these. if i had a cat he/she would have to abide by a strict dress code: neckwear 24/7. and dinner jackets enforced at mealtime.
in fact, i might even go out a get a cat just so it can wear one of these. it’ll probably prove wiser than my decision to have a baby just because i found some adorable baby wigs.
buy yours from etsy seller whisker kisses.
via thedailywhat
the leaves are turning, the chimneys are smoking, the hot chocolate is brewing, and you and your Chokie have got a date with cable on saturday night.
these are for real and you should prove that to everyone by buying some and wearing them proudly in the streets. just not on rainy days. or FUCK IT DO!
by them here, for you and your kid. then go run through some soup together.
designed by Remigijus and Egidijus Praspaliauskas
men of the world, you can now breathe a sigh of relief: the technology that has kept womens’ breasts so perky for decades is now being applied to men’s jeans. behold, the calvin klein jeans Body line, offering a “body-defining fit for an enhanced profile”:
for just $79 you can fool the world into thinking you were born with the sort of package that is barely confined by the oppression of pants. as exclaimed by one of the many supporters of the junk supporters:
“When I first tried them on, it was like, ‘Whoa! Do other people notice this?…You feel more confident…You have people who wear the skinny jean, and the only thing you see is the bulge. These work with the whole body.”
it’s so adorable how the whole concept of lifting, shaping, supporting, enhancing and/or otherwise defying gravity is just making its way into the male fashion terminology. but will this usher in an era of pretending to be a man you are woefully not with the help of a strategically placed gelatinous pouch? i can only hope so—it’s about time the body image issues were equally distributed between the sexes.
read NY observer’s michael miller obsess over his new calvin klein Body (Issue) jeans here.
you can get all of your favorite threadless shirts for just $9 in observance of 9/09/09.
DO U GET IT???
please just take a look at that DOPE ASS kermey sweater on the left. i’m not even sure if the muppets are public domain yet but there is something surprisingly sexy about a huge abstracted muppet face on a man’s torso that just screams “hey, at least i’m not a Furry?” Seriously, i want this all over me, copyright infringement or not.
buy your jean charles de castelbajac sweater from colette and then email me up.
via hypebeast
buy “The Battle” t-shirt from Nerduo.
watch a few of Fenslerfilm‘s GI Joe PSA video parodies below:
via thedailywhat