after reading these tips for single ladies, NOW i get why i’m still single: poor posture, gum chewing, looking bored, drinking to oblivion, applying cold sore medication at the table, borrowing his handkerchief. i’m a dating disaster!
deep in my heart i knew it was wrong to celebrate all the single ladies with beyoncé, and now i know why: we’re being ourselves wrong.
i’m curious what the future will mock about the modern woman’s dating “tips”:
- never sleep with a man til the third date (aka third date rule)
- never let him know if you make more money than him.
- carry a conversation, but don’t seem smarter than him
- be nice to kids and animals; it’ll make you seem like “mother material.”
- talk about his interests and, where need be, feign interest in his interests.
ladies, any other ridiculous “rules” you’ve been advised to follow? and more importantly, did they work? cuz winter’s around the corner and i’ll settle for just about anyone if it means i can avoid having to go outside.
memorize just the tips here.
