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little lady gaga

in brazil, this 8-year-old kid actually exists. what’s scarier is the existence of her parents who encourage her to wear black lipstick and dance and sing poorly to lady gaga’s songs about debilitating obsessions. at one point, the parents must have even suggested that the kid crawl sexily around on the floor. very classy.

at the same time, i love a world where this kid exists, so long as she remains in another hemisphere.

via thedailywhat

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these inmates say they’re not telling how they “tattooed” their eyeballs, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that some friend or family member has been smuggling in PAAS easter egg dyeing kits during visiting hours.

or i wonder if the guy with red eyes was like, ‘man, if i eat one more of these rats, i’m going to plumb turn into a rat, amirite??!’ and then one morning, poof.

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will someone other than thousands of russian spammers please leave a comment on this blog??? i don’t even get why they leave it on just one post and why they’re all for pharmaceuticals, but russia is really pissing me off. and what’s with the cryptic comments: i’d like a single to paris, please?? i don’t like the colour?? are they plucking these comments from an audrey hepburn film or what??

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um…

some of my fans teach me that i may not be as progressive as i thought:

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and why if i ever do i’ll check to see if the instructor is a registered sex offender.

via everythingisterrible

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after clicking through a few pages of this website, i immediately had to clear out my cache and history so that i and my computer could forget about ever finding this site. and clicking through it. to multiple pages.

it’s a body part rating website wherein people submit photos of certain body parts (eyes, legs, elbows, over-18 parts) and then other “bodies” rate their anatomy with 1 to 5 stars and make some lecherous comment about it. below is the “most disturbing eyeball” contest:

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this guy actually wanted people to rate his back. luckily he only got 2 out of 5 stars which will hopefully teach him a lesson about not posting photos of his acneic back/ass and its flying knight tattoo on the internet, and then asking people what they think about it.

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creep yourself out at the bodypart project

via thedailywhat

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