this pedigree spot is so gorgeous and almost even haunting. watch the dogs catch treats at 1000 frames a second and then attempt to do the same with peanut m&m’s. not as easy at it looks, is it??? at least we can eat chocolate without dying though.
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oh my god, i have died and taken the cat elevator to heaven! i want to meet the wondrous people responsible for building this. do they possibly have room for one more in their home? i can take the stairs.
you’d think they were trying to drag him to an Insane Clown Posse concert! nonetheless, i’ll be the first to say it: there is nothing cuter than an invalid cat, AMIRITE??
i thought we all learned this in college:
never leave your drink unattended at the dog run.
otherwise:
i don’t know, can puppies be born with fetal alcohol syndrome? and would that make them even cuter???
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with all the time i spend watching cats on the internet, you’d think i would just get one already. but why buy the cat when you can get the lulz for free?
i overheard my future self saying this to my future cat: “i told you you can’t go outside and kill lizards until you’ve practiced your yodeling for at least another hour.”
methinks someone spent their weekend getting rabies shots.
never let those bushy tails fool you: new york squirrels are fierce, ruthless vampires that will eat your face off if they smell food in your mouth.
i love these. if i had a cat he/she would have to abide by a strict dress code: neckwear 24/7. and dinner jackets enforced at mealtime.
in fact, i might even go out a get a cat just so it can wear one of these. it’ll probably prove wiser than my decision to have a baby just because i found some adorable baby wigs.
buy yours from etsy seller whisker kisses.
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i think i could literally dance to oli chang’s Chicken Techno all night long. where the fuck my glow sticks at?!
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if you’ve already given up on life, it’s frustrating to see that your dog is still trying. so why not get him a snuggie too, just like yours, in matching colors, both smothered in the same amount of dog hair and hopelessness?
i’m no theologian, but i do vaguely recall one of the harbingers of the apocalypse being “when animals doth don the desperation of their master, ye shall feel my wrath.” hopefully the first thing to be burned up by the flames of hell will be the snuggies off our backs.
and if wrapping your dog in a snuggie and forcing him to go outside weren’t bad enough (which at least the human snuggie is strictly for indoor wear—I HOPE!), doggie snuggie also comes with a talking dog tag on which you can record much-needed motivational words like “i’m sure he just lost his phone” or “the love of beanie babies is love enough.” Or, if you’re not one to procrastinate, you can also just record your suicide note.
other suggestions for the expanding snuggie line:
- alcoholic snuggie (has multiple pockets for flasks and made from quick-dry fabric for those passed-out oopsies!)
- anorexia snuggie (20 sizes smaller than original snuggie; no arm holes means no snacking!)
- unemployed snuggie (made from quick-dry fabric for those tears of worthlessness)
- geriatric snuggie (comes with built-in colostomy bag)
- morbidly obese snuggie (no extra perks to this one as it’s the only thing that will cover your fat ass anymore)
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well, now i’ve seen it all and can’t say i’m all that surprised. Brazilian company Petsmiling has been the first to invent and manufacture a sex doll for dogs whose fulsome sex drives makes them serial humpers of everything from legs to cars. the DoggieLoverDoll is described by the company as a “a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir.” It comes in small, medium, and large and even comes with a bottle of water-based lubricant, for when the doll just “isn’t into it.”
according to Petsmiling’s website, the pets who used the DoggieLoverDoll “showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation” and they were apparently better lovers when they finally managed to snag a real dog.
there are some obvious drawbacks to the doll, one of which is the intense awkwardness of walking in on your dog whacking it on a doll. the other is that videos like this might never be made again, which would be a great loss to humanity— and caninity.
a related anecdote: when my niece hannah was four, anytime their dog would hump someone’s leg she would squeal with delight “he’s dancing with you!” once, i swear to god, she even squealed “he’s dancing with me!” i wouldn’t want to rob any child of that sort of misguided excitement.
you know how some people have kids just because they found a really cute ironic onesie? well, i NEED to get a pet after finding the cutest wigs for them at total diva pets where you can find a punk wig for your siamese cat, afro for your chihuahua, or a mullet for your obese pug. i feel sorry for the owner of the first wigged dog i see walking down the street, because i am going to be all up in your dog’s business until you have to run down the street, clutching your dog and it’s wig to your chest for dear life.
and can i just say that it’s about time a company were addressing the body image insecurities that pets enduring chemo have been going through for years. i think it’s wonderful that a product was finally designed to give them their dignity back.
the next best thing is babies in wigs for babies going through chemo, but the end result is not nearly as cute.
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