a conversation tip

March 23, 2010 in politics | 1 comment

please don’t ever say “had a blast” around me. that’s a one-way ticket to me hating you.

also, don’t ever say “so-and-so passed away” around me either. just say “so-and-so fucking died.” otherwise, life sentence on hate row; no parole, no conjugal visits.

don't end up like this guy who said to me last fall, "yeah, dude, we had a blast when greg passed away!" i made him eat those words—for his last meal.

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    Mr Pants on March 24, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Is it only the past tense version that makes you furious? Like if you were to say, “I am going to the Cat Fancy Magazine VIP Party at the Viper Room” and I said “Have a Bl*st!” would you be OK with it?

    I need to clarify since that Cat Fancy party is coming up real soon.