prison eyeball tattoos

these inmates say they’re not telling how they “tattooed” their eyeballs, but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that some friend or family member has been smuggling in PAAS easter egg dyeing kits during visiting hours.

or i wonder if the guy with red eyes was like, ‘man, if i eat one more of these rats, i’m going to plumb turn into a rat, amirite??!’ and then one morning, poof.