look at this texasshole

July 30, 2009 in moron alert | 3 comments

texass

how many millions of dollars do you think he spent on this paintjob to let everyone in texas know that he was from texas?

i challenge one person to find and photograph a car that so prominently features any other state flag than texas. i don’t think anyone can do it. only in texas.

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  1. dan’s avatar

    dan on July 30, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    likewise for tattoos. why do tons of people from states like texas and new jersey tattoo outlines of their states on their bodies, while people from big awesome states like california and new york don’t?

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    whitney on July 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    once i thought i spotted a tattoo of wyoming on someone’s arm. turned out they just really liked rectangles.
    and i *have* definitely seen the CA and NY tattoos, but just far fewer than the texas one, which texas hospitals now offer free to newborns.