world’s stupidest woman talking about god-knows-what

oh my god, somebody please kill me before i get any stupider listening to this woman talk! you’d think the city council meetings would first screen speakers to ensure they actually had a brain before they went out and strung a completely uninteligible combination of words together in front of a microphone.

i challenge one person to transcribe everything that she says and try to locate one coherent thought or sentence in this speech.
something to get you started: “and we can make things; we can make things, cars. the machine can make it for us…and we can make things and put them in the stores.”
if anything, this video is proof that vegetables can talk about vegetables which is so meta it’s kind of blowing my mind.

via thedailywhat